The Life and Times of a Sarcastic Chick

May 16

Roses are sometimes red,
Violets aren’t fucking blue.
Swiggity swooty, you got dat booty.

I’d seriously like to fuck you.

Hard.

Feb 20
Feb 20
Feb 16
Have a random recent selfie

Have a random recent selfie

Jan 15
Jan 15

Tumblr's loving and respecting community

  • Tumblr: Racism is horrible!
  • user: yeah! it is!
  • tumblr: POC are mistreated!
  • user: yeah! it's so horrible!
  • tumblr: White people are horrible!
  • user: YEA- wait.....
  • tumblr: I HATE WHITE PEOPLE
  • user: wait what
  • tumblr: THEY ALL SUCK
  • user: i.......uh..
  • tumblr: Women are important.
  • user: oh! yes! they are!
  • tumblr: no matter what shape size or color!
  • user: yeah! youre all wonderful and great!
  • tumblr: men are pigs!
  • user: wait.......
  • tumblr: WE SHOULD TREAT THEM ALL LIKE IDIOTS
  • user: but-
  • tumblr: THEYRE ALL THE SAME.
  • user: but wait-
  • tumblr: Trans people are mistreated....
  • user: yeah...they are....
  • tumblr: its sick how people hurt them
  • user: that is sick. There's nothing wrong with trans people.
  • tumblr: Cis people are all horrible killers
  • user: but...but they're-
  • tumblr: fucking cis scum
  • user: you know....i dont feel comfortable with this
  • tumblr: what do you mean
  • user: well you're kind of bullying people-
  • tumblr: ITS NOT BULLYING
  • user: but-
  • tumblr: WE HAVE TO BE OPRESSED EVERY DAY. SO WE'RE ALLOWED TO CALL YOU NAMES
  • user: i dont think that's how that works-
  • tumblr: OOOOOOH YOU POOR OPRESSED WHITE CIS PERSON! YOU HAVE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!
  • user: thats not what i meant-
  • tumblr: DID WE HURT YOUR POOR LITTLE BABY FEELINGS
  • user: you're insulting-
  • tumblr: YOU DONT GET AN OPINION
  • user: .............
  • tumblr: by the way we love everybody! never bully! no hate! loving community! :)
Jan 15

I don’t believe in reverse racism or reverse sexism.

No matter how excluded white men feel, they have had the ball in their court for thousands of years. Complaining that Eleanor Roosevelt was sexist because she only allowed female journalists at her press meetings (so newspaper HAD to hire women) is a mere papercut to the multiple slashes and gashes torn and carved in the backs of women.

Complaining that you can’t say one word (we all know that word) because you’re white is a mere whine. The day you want to be followed around grocery stores because the owner is suspicious you might steal something based only on how you look or the day that you are denied a job because of the way you might speak, then you may have access to certain words. 

Until then, shut the fuck up.

Jan 15

citrine8:

beanbuttsthe3rd:

davestrider:

davestrider:

give me ONE thing that hasn’t been made into hello kitty merchandise

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I’ve seen this post so many times and it makes me super mad because that’s not a pregnancy test it’s a hair straightener

Hahaha

 pregnancy test

 pads

Jan 15

fuckyeahfeminists:

deadpon-and-weible:

impsexual:

Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~

By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.

I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.

thank you so much for this comic imp.

this is all sorts of amazin

Jan 15
Jan 06

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”